TIMMY SAYS SEE IF YOU CAN LEARN THE OATH
As a student of Tae Kwon-Do, I do solemnly pledge to abide by the rules and regulations of the Tae Kwon-Do association. To strive always to be modest,courteous and respectful to all my members,in particular my seniors. To put the art into use only for self-defence or defence of the weak and never to abuse my knowlege of the art.
Timmy s Tips :
Always LISTEN to what your instructor has to say
Always RAISE your hand to ask a question
Always PRACTICE at home so your Tae Kwon-Do can progress
Always SHOW RESPECT to all members
Always LEARN some of your korean {there is some korean at the bottom of the word search page, it will help when it comes to gradings}
TRY TO REMEMBER THE TENETS OF TAE KWON DO
COURTESY
INTEGRITY
PERSEVERANCE
SELF-CONTROL
INDOMITABLE SPIRIT
email address:cambridgeschool-taekwondo@hotmail.co.uk
Time To Learn To Tie Your Belt (TI)
remember to stretch at least twice a week
WHY ARE THERE TWENTY FOUR PATTERNS?
The reason for twenty four patterns in Tae Kwon-Do is because the founder, Major General Choi Hong Hi, compared the life of man with a day in the life of the earth and believed that some people should strive to bequeath a good spiritual legacy to coming generations and in doing so gain immortality.
Therefore, if we can leave something behind for the welfare of mankind, maybe it will be the most important thing to happen in our lives, as the founder says:
"Here I leave Tae Kwon-Do for mankind. As a trace of a man of the late 20th Century. The twenty four patterns represent twenty four hours, one day or all of my life."
Do you have any invisible ink ?
Certainly sir. What colour
What do you get if you cross a road with a safari park ?
Double yellow lions
Whats red and flies and wobbles at the same time ?
A jelly copter
What do you call a frog that helps children safely across the street ?
The green cross toad
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
BILLY BACK KICK SAYS
CAN YOU FIND THE DIFFERENCES
Start by holding the "K" end of the belt a couple of inches longer than the length you want the belt to be when it is tied. Wrap the other end of the belt around your waist.
Continue around your waist a second time, while maintaining the position of the "K" end of the belt.
Tuck the end of the belt under both layers and up. Pull both ends straight up and down to tighten the knot.
Tuck the "K" end of the belt under the other end.
Loop the "K" end of the belt around the other end and through the knot.
Pull to tighten the knot. If done properly, both ends will be the same length.
What do you get if you cross a cow with a grass cutter ?
A lawn mooer
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jam !
Jam who ?
Jam mind, I'm trying to get out
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bacon !
Bacon who ?
Bacon a cake for your birthday
Until the nineteenth century, solid blocks of tea were used as money in Siberia
A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 100 m.p.h.
A group of toads is called a knot.
After eating, a housefly regurgitates is food and then eats it again.
